This also from my buddy in texas.
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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)

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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than "going blind!")

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to
this?)

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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)

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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as
Guam!)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did the govt. pay for this research??)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

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And, the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(Do you think they have bad breath?)

The last 7 or so aren't laws. Still funny though.

lol, very interesting..

But I don't think all of them are laws

And i never heard about the topless saleswoman thing, Thats most likely a lie.. if in fact the others are real

Sheesh.. some of those are really strange.

But try this one.

In West Vancouver, BC there is a bylaw stating that is it illegal for a car wash to operate within the boundries of the West Van Municipality. As well as.. it is illegal to drive or own a dirty vehicle.

i used to have a book consiting of actual laws that were enforced in the US in the past. A couple of them included the following. Don't remember the states that they were applied to but these stuck out the most.

1. Your cat cannot run around freely without tail lights

2. it is illegal for a cat to chase a dog up a tree.

It is illegal to sell cornflakes on sunday in some state. I will post more tomorrow if I remember to bring my sociology book home.

It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.

oh, my, god...

thanks for cheerin me up

Oral sex is illegal in Georgia, or at least it used to be.

Kansas law prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on in North Dakota.

In New York, it's against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

In Atlanta, Georgia, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

Singapor Laws




Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the country.

Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of foreplay.

Pornography is illegal.

As it is considered pornographic, you may not walk around your home nude.

Failure to flush a public toilet after use may result in very hefty fines.

It is considered an offense to enter the country with cigarettes.

Cigarettes are illegal at all public places.

It is illegal to come within 50 meters of a pedestrian crossing marker on any street.

If you are convicted of littering three times, you will have to clean the streets on Sundays with a bib on saying, "I am a litterer." This will then be broadcasted on the local news.

It is illegal to pee in an elevator.

Quote: Originally Posted by 0v3rki11 There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

I think it would have its downfall as well. Not every chick that is going to be getting married will be hot. This means you have to nail the heifers as well.

Quote: Originally Posted by 0v3rki11 Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) *~*~*~*~! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

What about Chimps as well? They masturbate, don't they have sex for fun too?

Quote: Originally Posted by DuplexEmotions It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.

No, should there be a law like that ?

Here in tulsa, it is illegal to walk backwards down main street while eating a hamburger, and in broken arrow it is illegal to walk down main street with an ice cream cone in your back pocket.

Sports are not allowed to be played on Sundays here in BA, and in a city in Louisana (can't remember) it is illegal for bullfrogs to croak after midnight.

A good site: dumblaws.com.

Tom

Quick Edit: It is Oklahoma City for the hamburger, and in tulsa you can't open a bottle of soda without a licensed engineer

Another Edit: I have to leave my catapult at home on my trip to aspen...can't fire it at buildings (actual law)

Found a old law that GlitterKill didn't even know about...

1 If you didn't vote for him and PR today.

It is punishable by death .

2 If you didn't vote for cubicle101 today.

It is punishable for being a asshat that says he's a pimp.

So lets vote