J-Dogg's bike is gunna get jacked !!!!!

NoSlak · 16-September-04, 02:42 PM

I'm sorry J-Dogg but you had better find a new lock !!!!!
Widely used bike lock can be picked with a ballpoint pen

Spectrum · 16-September-04, 02:48 PM

Who wants to jack a bike?

flounder405 · 16-September-04, 02:49 PM

man that stinks ....guess ill go back to the old masterlock and chain.It would look more hardcore these days anyway whith the lock and chain slung around the neck while riding.
Spectrum folks would take my ride anyday if they know what it is it cost me around 3 grand,and thats with employee parts at cost.

FoeHammer · 16-September-04, 03:46 PM

Are you kidding? Have seen j-dogg's bike?

Believe me it's safe.

Just kidding, j-dogg, I know it's your baby.

aaronrkelly · 16-September-04, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoeHammer


	Just kidding, j-dogg, I know it's your baby.

And thats why some species eat their young......

SexyPants · 16-September-04, 05:11 PM

well ****, I've got one of those, and my bike is even nicer than J-Doggs.

j-dogg · 16-September-04, 05:16 PM

Pfft, Kryptonite is for pussies. I use J-Dogg's Patented and Schwinn Approved Louisville Anti-Bike Theft device. Made of solid wood, one swing will immobilize thieves instantly. 100% accuracy, one shot kill. Almost like playing tee-ball at 30 mph.

Oh yea, one more thing, NOBODY has a nicer bike than me, unless it's the new Sting-Ray, or a classic one, or a classic Schwinn. The only person I can think of who has a better bike is ducati748r because his has a motor on it.

SexyPants · 16-September-04, 05:32 PM

I know, J-Dogg, I'm just playing. I've got a mountain bike, not worth comparing (although my mountain bike would look sweeter to somebody wanting to steal a bike)

floatingtrem · 16-September-04, 06:04 PM

i have one too and my bike is actually nice (just kidding you two) i was also able to try it out, and its harder than they make it look, but nonetheless its too easy

Zer0s · 16-September-04, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by j-dogg


	Pfft, Kryptonite is for pussies. I use J-Dogg's Patented and Schwinn Approved Louisville Anti-Bike Theft device. Made of solid wood, one swing will immobilize thieves instantly. 100% accuracy, one shot kill. Almost like playing tee-ball at 30 mph. Oh yea, one more thing, NOBODY has a nicer bike than me, unless it's the new Sting-Ray, or a classic one, or a classic Schwinn. The only person I can think of who has a better bike is ducati748r because his has a motor on it.

OMG, rofl, that made me laugh hardcore.

Arkangyl · 16-September-04, 06:50 PM

Ahh the good old Louisville Slugger anti-theft systems, It'll bust ya knee caps WIIIIIIDE open!

ÃœBER<>POOP · 16-September-04, 06:53 PM

My bike has four wheels, a motor, and leather. I win. (because the seat doesn't hurt my nuts.)

j-dogg · 16-September-04, 06:56 PM

Right now anyone would have a hard time stealing it considering the rear tire is flat so that's about 5 inches of contact patch, plus the rear axle is shot *again* because the rear fender setup is messing with the QR levers.

mentyl · 17-September-04, 12:21 AM

I still think it would be easy to steal, just throw in the bed of a truck and off to the pawn shop it goes! (looks at mountain bike in basement, thinks about riding it till realization sets in that a big block chevy head has fallen on rear wheel and bent it, and it would interfere with beer drinking)

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NoSlak Gridiron	J-Dogg's bike is gunna get jacked !!!!! I'm sorry J-Dogg but you had better find a new lock !!!!! Widely used bike lock can be picked with a ballpoint pen

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16-September-04, 02:48 PM		#2 (permalink)
Spectrum Former GameApex Editor	Who wants to jack a bike?

16-September-04, 02:49 PM		#3 (permalink)
flounder405 The Mack Daddy	man that stinks ....guess ill go back to the old masterlock and chain.It would look more hardcore these days anyway whith the lock and chain slung around the neck while riding. Spectrum folks would take my ride anyday if they know what it is it cost me around 3 grand,and thats with employee parts at cost.

16-September-04, 03:46 PM		#4 (permalink)
FoeHammer P-Hoe-lice	Are you kidding? Have seen j-dogg's bike? Believe me it's safe. Just kidding, j-dogg, I know it's your baby.

16-September-04, 05:11 PM		#6 (permalink)
SexyPants 5-Hoe-1 Jeans	well ****, I've got one of those, and my bike is even nicer than J-Doggs.

16-September-04, 05:16 PM		#7 (permalink)
j-dogg Mystical Schwinn Guru	Pfft, Kryptonite is for pussies. I use J-Dogg's Patented and Schwinn Approved Louisville Anti-Bike Theft device. Made of solid wood, one swing will immobilize thieves instantly. 100% accuracy, one shot kill. Almost like playing tee-ball at 30 mph. Oh yea, one more thing, NOBODY has a nicer bike than me, unless it's the new Sting-Ray, or a classic one, or a classic Schwinn. The only person I can think of who has a better bike is ducati748r because his has a motor on it.

16-September-04, 05:32 PM		#8 (permalink)
SexyPants 5-Hoe-1 Jeans	I know, J-Dogg, I'm just playing. I've got a mountain bike, not worth comparing (although my mountain bike would look sweeter to somebody wanting to steal a bike)

16-September-04, 06:04 PM		#9 (permalink)
floatingtrem Apex Elite Expert Tech	i have one too and my bike is actually nice (just kidding you two) i was also able to try it out, and its harder than they make it look, but nonetheless its too easy

16-September-04, 06:50 PM		#11 (permalink)
Arkangyl Hoe-lier than Thou	Ahh the good old Louisville Slugger anti-theft systems, It'll bust ya knee caps WIIIIIIDE open!

16-September-04, 06:53 PM		#12 (permalink)
ÃœBER<>POOP Apex Tech Fanatic	My bike has four wheels, a motor, and leather. I win. (because the seat doesn't hurt my nuts.)

16-September-04, 06:56 PM		#13 (permalink)
j-dogg Mystical Schwinn Guru	Right now anyone would have a hard time stealing it considering the rear tire is flat so that's about 5 inches of contact patch, plus the rear axle is shot again because the rear fender setup is messing with the QR levers.

17-September-04, 12:21 AM		#14 (permalink)
mentyl Apex Tech Fanatic Supreme	I still think it would be easy to steal, just throw in the bed of a truck and off to the pawn shop it goes! (looks at mountain bike in basement, thinks about riding it till realization sets in that a big block chevy head has fallen on rear wheel and bent it, and it would interfere with beer drinking)