Came across something that amused the heck out of me. Thought it might give someone else a needed chuckle.

There is a drug store that I pass on my morning runs. Today as I got just passed the entrance I saw something on the sidewalk. As I got closer I realized what it was....

An unopened, large box of condomes!!!! Can you imagine the poor sap that got home, only to realize he/she did not have the one thing he/she really needed from that drug store trip? ROFL!!! I am twisted enough to have imagined this whole scenerio, and found it to be rather amusing. It entertained me for the last 2 miles.

The conversation between this person and there potential helper in the use of said condems, most assuredly went from heated bedroom activity, to heated fight in no time flat!

Mate: "You dumb arse! I cannot believe you went to the drug store and forgot the condems!"

Dummy: "I tell you I had them when I got to the counter. The fool at the register must not have put them into the bag."

Can you tell I have an active imagination? LOL!

WoW and this coming from a women. HEHEHEHE I dont want to comment any further on the things going threw my mind.

lol were they the new "warm sensations"?

More likely the 'wee-willy' specials. lol

Quote: Originally Posted by IronSerif lol were they the new "warm sensations"?

I don't usually use condoms because I don't bang skanks, but I tried those out, and yes there is a warm, hot rather, sensation effect 'during' use. The things you can do with rubber, chemicals, and sexual organs.

Quote: Originally Posted by IronSerif lol were they the new "warm sensations"?

I dunno about those, its not a huge leap to a burning senesation... Although i suppose that could happen if you dont use a condom...

Can't say I slowed down long enough to see anything other than the brand (Trojan). Wonder if they will still be there tomorrow morning? Wouldn't that be a hoot! No one has the brass to pick up the box of abandoned condoms.

Quote: Originally Posted by Cyno01 I dunno about those, its not a huge leap to a burning senesation... Although i suppose that could happen if you dont use a condom...

ROFL on both of those comments.

Quote: Originally Posted by TekXoID I don't usually use condoms because I don't bang skanks, but I tried those out, and yes there is a warm, hot rather, sensation effect 'during' use. The things you can do with rubber, chemicals, and sexual organs.

hey man, not trying to be a prude, but you might want to rethink your condom policy:
http://www.niaid.nih.gov/factsheets/aidsstat.htm (read about the trends in the U.S.).
this is not a disease that only effects "skanks". i have friends who are dying from this disease, and i can assure you that you do not want it (it's horrible).
please, be safe and be well.

Quote: Originally Posted by droeblek9 hey man, not trying to be a prude, but you might want to rethink your condom policy: http://www.niaid.nih.gov/factsheets/aidsstat.htm (read about the trends in the U.S.). this is not a disease that only effects "skanks". i have friends who are dying from this disease, and i can assure you that you do not want it (it's horrible). please, be safe and be well.

I've been with my current g/f about six months now. We have this thing called trust and we've both been tested. Besides, the pill is better for her, and it feels like your screwing a rubber duck when you use a condom.

Condoms are for flings and double as birth control.

Quote: Originally Posted by TekXoID I've been with my current g/f about six months now. We have this thing called trust and we've both been tested. Besides, the pill is better for her, and it feels like your screwing a rubber duck when you use a condom. Condoms are for flings and double as birth control.

cule. i made my comments based on the reply that you gave to stereomod in sock and feather (my bad, didn't know that you were in a monogamous relationship, and that both of you have been tested...thumbs up for being responsible). again, i wasn't trying to give you a hard time. just want you to stay healthy and hiv free .

pees,
terry

Indeed. You really don't hear about monogamy anymore. Props to you.

Personally, I have to come up with something huge for February, as it's my girlfriend's and my 2nd aniversery.

I'm all for monogomy, always have been. my only problem is finding a woman who is, lol.

happy pre-anniversery h3llsp4wn, two years is quite a milestone by unmarried standards.

I find it interesting that Tek knows what screwing a rubber duck feels like.

Quote: Originally Posted by Slider I find it interesting that Tek knows what screwing a rubber duck feels like.

I don't.  

Quote: Originally Posted by Slider I find it interesting that Tek knows what screwing a rubber duck feels like.

Interesting no, suprising.... no, not that either.

Quote: Originally Posted by Slider I find it interesting that Tek knows what screwing a rubber duck feels like.

OMG that was wrong on so many levels, so wrong I just gave you bling for it.

Is there something you want to tell us TekX?

Quote: Originally Posted by H3LL5P4WN Personally, I have to come up with something huge for February...

Sorry to report that apparently Viagra does not lend anything to increased mass.

I see, I can just imagine what happend when he got there. There is some naughty stuff going on in my mind, some not legal in most states. Rofl ;P

Late reply, sue me.

Quote: Originally Posted by j-dogg OMG that was wrong on so many levels, so wrong I just gave you bling for it. Is there something you want to tell us TekX?

Yes, yes there is...
You guys are racist, there is nothing wrong with interracial rubber duck/human relationships...

Seriously, when you're workin' it, you know you are doing a good job when you smell burnt rubber.