Help with an arsehole

corruptjoker · 18-August-04, 11:20 PM

Ok at my work there is a bar 2 doors down called nuts. There is a little rat looking jack off there that noone likes. So every day he digs through the dumpster and picks out any unbroken box out and sets them at our back door. This guys name is Bill Spooner. So what I am asking for is something crude that I can make a sign and stick it on the dumpster to try and belittle this dork.
Thanks

Rob · 18-August-04, 11:25 PM

Why is he setting the unbroken boxes by your back door? Is it because you're supposed to break the boxes down or something?

Rob

Demon Made · 18-August-04, 11:28 PM

i work at bob evans and they make us break em down, but it might be some OCD thing he has...

corruptjoker · 18-August-04, 11:31 PM

Weel some boxes are a pain to break like gatorade and fountain soda boxes. See the bar does not break them down either. I am not a dumpster diver and he has been told by his boss and me to stop and he does not listen.

Demon Made · 18-August-04, 11:39 PM

OCD...gota be a good dose of OCD...

Iateronmly · 18-August-04, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by corruptjoker


	Weel some boxes are a pain to break like gatorade and fountain soda boxes. See the bar does not break them down either. I am not a dumpster diver and he has been told by his boss and me to stop and he does not listen.

Get a nice heavy knife like I bought with a 12" blade and break them down by hackin' em. I can break 50 wax covered boxes that make soda fountain boxes look puny in all of 5 minutes. Also seein' someone hacking stuff up with a 12" blade will keep him from coming around if you throw one or two in there unbrokendown.

DuplexEmotions · 18-August-04, 11:55 PM

make a steel box-replica, sharpen the edges to a razor-edge, then leave it in the dumpster. He won't be trying it again.

Fatsobob · 18-August-04, 11:58 PM

oooh take a dump inside the box.
he wont be looking in that dumpster for long.
do it daily until it stops.
and even get a group collection of feces.

HappyCamper · 19-August-04, 12:12 AM

Yeah, I work at Pizza Hut. I can vouch for the fact that the fountain drink boxes are damn near impossible to break down. Everything else though, we break down and throw into a special cardboard dumpster.

I'd say he has OCD or something.

Iateronmly · 19-August-04, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by HappyCamper


	Yeah, I work at Pizza Hut. I can vouch for the fact that the fountain drink boxes are damn near impossible to break down. Everything else though, we break down and throw into a special cardboard dumpster. I'd say he has OCD or something.

I've broken down one or two of them - you people are making this molehill sound like a mountain. Y'all gotta work out more or invest in good knives.

HappyCamper · 19-August-04, 12:18 AM

Knowing me I'd end up chopping off a finger or something... If I had a good knife, that is.

And work out? PSHHH...I'm lanky, and I'll stay lanky tyvm

microsoftman · 19-August-04, 12:24 AM

Gatorade boxes are no big deal. We have those at my work. You just gotta be rough with them. Even without a knife I could break 'em down in maybe a minute.

*add* if you just want him to stop w/o really resolving the problem the poop-box idea seems like it would work.

G Money · 19-August-04, 12:25 AM

He is probably some environmental nut wanting you to properly recycle, or has a mental condition.

stereomod · 19-August-04, 12:39 AM

If yah really want him to stop it then i'd suggest taking the boxes and writing on them "Looking for a new home??"

corruptjoker · 19-August-04, 01:05 AM

http://muextension.missouri.edu/expl...con/g00890.htm

i just printed that out and handed it to him....

konai_konai666 · 19-August-04, 01:20 AM

Good riddin's.

Fatsobob · 19-August-04, 01:24 AM

i still think you should **** in the boxes that arent broken down.

Zer0s · 19-August-04, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by HappyCamper


	Yeah, I work at Pizza Hut. I can vouch for the fact that the fountain drink boxes are damn near impossible to break down. Everything else though, we break down and throw into a special cardboard dumpster. I'd say he has OCD or something.

i work a pizza hut too!

Darksamurai · 19-August-04, 01:58 AM

Might just put up a sign that says, "Bill... think outside the box."

BigAkita · 19-August-04, 06:10 AM

I'd whoop his ass and throw him in the dumpster. But that's just me. But then again, if I were supposed to be breaking down the boxes in the first place, I would, and there wouldn't be a problem.

18-August-04, 11:20 PM		#1 (permalink)
corruptjoker Decept-Hoe-Con	Help with an arsehole Ok at my work there is a bar 2 doors down called nuts. There is a little rat looking jack off there that noone likes. So every day he digs through the dumpster and picks out any unbroken box out and sets them at our back door. This guys name is Bill Spooner. So what I am asking for is something crude that I can make a sign and stick it on the dumpster to try and belittle this dork. Thanks

19-August-04, 12:24 AM		#12 (permalink)
microsoftman Apex Master Tech	Gatorade boxes are no big deal. We have those at my work. You just gotta be rough with them. Even without a knife I could break 'em down in maybe a minute. add if you just want him to stop w/o really resolving the problem the poop-box idea seems like it would work. Last edited by microsoftman; 19-August-04 at 12:33 AM..

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18-August-04, 11:25 PM		#2 (permalink)
Rob Advocatus Diaboli	Why is he setting the unbroken boxes by your back door? Is it because you're supposed to break the boxes down or something? Rob

18-August-04, 11:28 PM		#3 (permalink)
Demon Made Apex Tech Fanatic	i work at bob evans and they make us break em down, but it might be some OCD thing he has...

18-August-04, 11:31 PM		#4 (permalink)
corruptjoker Decept-Hoe-Con	Weel some boxes are a pain to break like gatorade and fountain soda boxes. See the bar does not break them down either. I am not a dumpster diver and he has been told by his boss and me to stop and he does not listen.

18-August-04, 11:39 PM		#5 (permalink)
Demon Made Apex Tech Fanatic	OCD...gota be a good dose of OCD...

18-August-04, 11:55 PM		#7 (permalink)
DuplexEmotions Bi P-Hoe-lar	make a steel box-replica, sharpen the edges to a razor-edge, then leave it in the dumpster. He won't be trying it again.

18-August-04, 11:58 PM		#8 (permalink)
Fatsobob Apex's Squirrel Revolutionary	oooh take a dump inside the box. he wont be looking in that dumpster for long. do it daily until it stops. and even get a group collection of feces.

19-August-04, 12:12 AM		#9 (permalink)
HappyCamper Apex Elite Tech	Yeah, I work at Pizza Hut. I can vouch for the fact that the fountain drink boxes are damn near impossible to break down. Everything else though, we break down and throw into a special cardboard dumpster. I'd say he has OCD or something.

19-August-04, 12:18 AM		#11 (permalink)
HappyCamper Apex Elite Tech	Knowing me I'd end up chopping off a finger or something... If I had a good knife, that is. And work out? PSHHH...I'm lanky, and I'll stay lanky tyvm

19-August-04, 12:25 AM		#13 (permalink)
G Money Fuel Hoe-lio	He is probably some environmental nut wanting you to properly recycle, or has a mental condition.

19-August-04, 12:39 AM		#14 (permalink)
stereomod Locked Account	If yah really want him to stop it then i'd suggest taking the boxes and writing on them "Looking for a new home??"

19-August-04, 01:20 AM		#16 (permalink)
konai_konai666 DuckWarrior's Personal Quack-Hoe	Good riddin's.

19-August-04, 01:05 AM		#15 (permalink)
corruptjoker Decept-Hoe-Con	http://muextension.missouri.edu/expl...con/g00890.htm i just printed that out and handed it to him....

19-August-04, 01:24 AM		#17 (permalink)
Fatsobob Apex's Squirrel Revolutionary	i still think you should **** in the boxes that arent broken down.

19-August-04, 01:58 AM		#19 (permalink)
Darksamurai Sam-Hoe-rai N-Hoe-mad	Might just put up a sign that says, "Bill... think outside the box."

19-August-04, 06:10 AM		#20 (permalink)
BigAkita n00b-ass reviewer	I'd whoop his ass and throw him in the dumpster. But that's just me. But then again, if I were supposed to be breaking down the boxes in the first place, I would, and there wouldn't be a problem.