The Official Smack Talk thread (do not participate if easily offended)

godfoot · 18-August-04, 08:50 PM

First I should lay down the rules and regulations.

1. This is purely for entertainment, don't bring your personal gripes here.
2. Names, nicks and personal data are to be left out of all submissions
3. Pretty much anything else is fair game

What I am aiming for is those classic lines we all said as kids such as "Yo mama is so fat, when she fell down the stairs is caused a 8.4 on the Richter scale." or "I cut you down so low, you were playing hula-hoop with a Cheerio." Things along those lines.

Give it your best shot!

My first official entry:

You're so stupid, your mother told you to go buy a color television and you asked, Ã‚â€œWhat color?Ã‚â€

slickcam · 18-August-04, 08:53 PM

Your so stupid, you asked what the sock is.....

PHLAK · 18-August-04, 08:55 PM

Yo mamma so fat if she sat on a quarter she could pop a booger out a George Washingtons nose!!!

gorked · 18-August-04, 08:58 PM

Your mamma is like a mosquito. I had to slap her to make her stop sucking.

godfoot · 18-August-04, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gorked


	Your mamma is like a mosquito. I had to slap her to make her stop sucking.

That has always been a personal fav of mine too...... I gotta admit I was hoping to save that one.

Iateronmly · 18-August-04, 09:01 PM

You're so lazy you'll need to marry a pregnant woman.

KayinStorm · 18-August-04, 09:03 PM

Yo momma so fat her ass looks like two pigs in a denim bag fighting over a box of milk duds.

j-dogg · 18-August-04, 09:03 PM

Yo momma so fat she got her own area code

Yo momma so fat she got more crack than Harlem

godfoot · 18-August-04, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KayinStorm


	Yo momma so fat her ass looks like two pigs in a denim bag fighting over a box of milk duds.

Bwahahahahaha, nice one Kayin!

KayinStorm · 18-August-04, 09:05 PM

Yo momma so blind if she had eyes in her butt she still couldn't see squat.

gorked · 18-August-04, 09:07 PM

Your mom is so ugly people think it's your father.

Spectrum · 18-August-04, 09:08 PM

Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.

godfoot · 18-August-04, 09:09 PM

Yo Momma is so smelly, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.

Rob · 18-August-04, 09:09 PM

Yo mama is soooooo nasty, she's got more crabs than Red Lobster!

Rob · 18-August-04, 09:11 PM

Yo mama is soooo fat, you gotta roll her in flour to find the wet spot!

EDIT:

Yo mama is soooo stupid, she asked for a price check at Dollar General.

Yo mama is soooo stupid, she married yo daddy.

gorked · 18-August-04, 09:14 PM

Your mamma is so ugly when she walks into an airport, security turns off the surveillance cameras.

NoSlak · 18-August-04, 09:15 PM

YO mama's so po' I saw her kicking a cardboard box down the street, I asked what she was doing, she said" MOVIN' !!"

Yo mama's so poor, when I was taking family portraits for you and said "Cheese!" she went looking for the line

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

KayinStorm · 18-August-04, 09:16 PM

you momma so bald when she put on a turtleneck she looked like a busted condom.

gorked · 18-August-04, 09:17 PM

Your mamma has so much hair she shaves using a lawnmower.

KayinStorm · 18-August-04, 09:19 PM

Yo momma's teeth so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.

18-August-04, 08:50 PM		#1 (permalink)
godfoot A George Orwell fan...sorta	The Official Smack Talk thread (do not participate if easily offended) First I should lay down the rules and regulations. 1. This is purely for entertainment, don't bring your personal gripes here. 2. Names, nicks and personal data are to be left out of all submissions 3. Pretty much anything else is fair game What I am aiming for is those classic lines we all said as kids such as "Yo mama is so fat, when she fell down the stairs is caused a 8.4 on the Richter scale." or "I cut you down so low, you were playing hula-hoop with a Cheerio." Things along those lines. Give it your best shot! My first official entry: You're so stupid, your mother told you to go buy a color television and you asked, Ã‚â€œWhat color?Ã‚â€

18-August-04, 09:15 PM		#17 (permalink)
NoSlak Gridiron	YO mama's so po' I saw her kicking a cardboard box down the street, I asked what she was doing, she said" MOVIN' !!" Yo mama's so poor, when I was taking family portraits for you and said "Cheese!" she went looking for the line Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Last edited by NoSlak; 18-August-04 at 09:21 PM..

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18-August-04, 08:53 PM		#2 (permalink)
slickcam Paintball C-Hoe-2	Your so stupid, you asked what the sock is.....

18-August-04, 08:55 PM		#3 (permalink)
PHLAK Apex Tech God	Yo mamma so fat if she sat on a quarter she could pop a booger out a George Washingtons nose!!!

18-August-04, 08:58 PM		#4 (permalink)
gorked Apex Tech Demi-God	Your mamma is like a mosquito. I had to slap her to make her stop sucking.

18-August-04, 09:01 PM		#6 (permalink)
Iateronmly Smooth Operator	You're so lazy you'll need to marry a pregnant woman.

18-August-04, 09:03 PM		#7 (permalink)
KayinStorm Apex Tech God	Yo momma so fat her ass looks like two pigs in a denim bag fighting over a box of milk duds.

18-August-04, 09:03 PM		#8 (permalink)
j-dogg Mystical Schwinn Guru	Yo momma so fat she got her own area code Yo momma so fat she got more crack than Harlem

18-August-04, 09:05 PM		#10 (permalink)
KayinStorm Apex Tech God	Yo momma so blind if she had eyes in her butt she still couldn't see squat.

18-August-04, 09:07 PM		#11 (permalink)
gorked Apex Tech Demi-God	Your mom is so ugly people think it's your father.

18-August-04, 09:08 PM		#12 (permalink)
Spectrum Former GameApex Editor	Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.

18-August-04, 09:09 PM		#13 (permalink)
godfoot A George Orwell fan...sorta	Yo Momma is so smelly, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.

18-August-04, 09:09 PM		#14 (permalink)
Rob Advocatus Diaboli	Yo mama is soooooo nasty, she's got more crabs than Red Lobster!

18-August-04, 09:11 PM		#15 (permalink)
Rob Advocatus Diaboli	Yo mama is soooo fat, you gotta roll her in flour to find the wet spot! EDIT: Yo mama is soooo stupid, she asked for a price check at Dollar General. Yo mama is soooo stupid, she married yo daddy.

18-August-04, 09:14 PM		#16 (permalink)
gorked Apex Tech Demi-God	Your mamma is so ugly when she walks into an airport, security turns off the surveillance cameras.

18-August-04, 09:16 PM		#18 (permalink)
KayinStorm Apex Tech God	you momma so bald when she put on a turtleneck she looked like a busted condom.

18-August-04, 09:17 PM		#19 (permalink)
gorked Apex Tech Demi-God	Your mamma has so much hair she shaves using a lawnmower.

18-August-04, 09:19 PM		#20 (permalink)
KayinStorm Apex Tech God	Yo momma's teeth so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.