Joke du jour 8/18

Im_gumby · 18-August-04, 09:04 AM

A young preacher was asked by a funeral director to hold a graveside service for a man with no family or friends, who died. The funeral was held way back in the country and the young preacher got lost on the way.

When he arrived an hour late, he saw a backhoe and crew, but the hearse was nowhere in sight. The workmen were eating lunch. The diligent pastor went to the open grave to find the vault lid in place. But, still he preached an impassioned and lengthy service.

Returning to his car, the young preacher felt that he had done his duty and he would leave with a renewed sense of purpose and dedication, in spite of his tardiness.

As he got into his car, he overheard one of the workers talking to another
worker: "I've been putting in septic tanks for 20 years, and I ain't never
seed anything like that before."

DuckWarrior · 18-August-04, 11:12 AM

Very funny!

IronSerif · 18-August-04, 11:23 AM

haha nice

Cis · 18-August-04, 11:49 AM

heheh.. good one!

Fatsobob · 18-August-04, 04:03 PM

Put a big smile on my face

18-August-04, 09:04 AM		#1 (permalink)
Im_gumby Slightly Silly Moderator	Joke du jour 8/18 A young preacher was asked by a funeral director to hold a graveside service for a man with no family or friends, who died. The funeral was held way back in the country and the young preacher got lost on the way. When he arrived an hour late, he saw a backhoe and crew, but the hearse was nowhere in sight. The workmen were eating lunch. The diligent pastor went to the open grave to find the vault lid in place. But, still he preached an impassioned and lengthy service. Returning to his car, the young preacher felt that he had done his duty and he would leave with a renewed sense of purpose and dedication, in spite of his tardiness. As he got into his car, he overheard one of the workers talking to another worker: "I've been putting in septic tanks for 20 years, and I ain't never seed anything like that before."

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18-August-04, 11:12 AM		#2 (permalink)
DuckWarrior Retired Admin In Charge of Death and Destruction to All those Who Oppose My World known as PimpRig	Very funny!

18-August-04, 11:23 AM		#3 (permalink)
IronSerif Lead Pimp Writer? Hell Yeah!	haha nice

18-August-04, 11:49 AM		#4 (permalink)
Cis Apex Tech Fanatic Supreme	heheh.. good one!

18-August-04, 04:03 PM		#5 (permalink)
Fatsobob Apex's Squirrel Revolutionary	Put a big smile on my face