Need a girl?

Devlyn81 · 23-May-04, 11:01 PM

It doesn't really matter what i say in my own defense. But I thought someone here would get a good laugh outta it.

http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com/girlfriend.php

DuplexEmotions · 23-May-04, 11:06 PM

if you need that service, you don't deserve that service.

lAnonymousl · 23-May-04, 11:20 PM

And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse.....emotional whores. Feigned love and a counterfeit soul....it's never ceases to amaze me the lengths people will go to fool themselves and seek social acceptance. There's nothing more pitiable than false hope. *end rant*

NoSlak · 23-May-04, 11:30 PM

Ya I subscribed to that ages ago was gunna post on it to let ya'all in on it.

SexyPants · 23-May-04, 11:38 PM

The internet is the worst place in the entire world

TekXoID · 23-May-04, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by _Sexy_Pants_


	The internet is the worst place in the entire world

Then what the hell are you doing on it?
The internet is just like the world, we've got great places like PimpRig, and we have dumps like FarmFun.com.

Evil3lf · 23-May-04, 11:49 PM

lmao, you should mentioned www.seizurerobots.com, that place is great.

TekXoID · 23-May-04, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil3lf


	lmao, you should mentioned www.seizurerobots.com, that place is great.

Thanks alot Elf, now I'm foaming at the mouth and shaking on the floor.

Evil3lf · 24-May-04, 12:01 AM

That's what I am here for, to make people foam at the mouth and shake.

Rob · 24-May-04, 01:06 AM

Let me get this straight...

You carry on a long-distance relationship with a woman you'll probably never get to meet, pay an extrodinary amount of money, and you don't even get to cuddle?

Well, I guess if you're that desperate. What was that link again?

Jonny English · 24-May-04, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by mtmanrob


	... You carry on a long-distance relationship with a woman you'll probably never get to meet, pay an extrodinary amount of money, and you don't even get to cuddle?...

... but enough about divorce & alimony, 'rob, what do you think of the imaginary girlfriend idea ?

Amd4Me · 24-May-04, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by DuplexEmotions


	if you need that service, you don't deserve that service.

rofl DE as always you hit the nail on the head

nev_payne · 24-May-04, 09:24 AM

i met liz19 on PR after she posted her first thread (yep the secrets out

). I havent got any problems with meeting girls online, Ive played the "internet game" before, but failed quite baddly. Liz seems to be far more honest than anyone else ive ever met and this has meant our relationship so far has grown and developed very well. Im meeting her next week on tuesday - ill keep you posted.

Slider · 24-May-04, 10:16 AM

Save your money. Buy hand lotion and surf Pr0N. You could even make a tissue/lotion dispenser mod for one of your 5 1/4 bays.

SexyPants · 24-May-04, 10:35 AM

Hurray I was wondering when Payne would unleash the gossip. Too bad I don't remember Liz19. I'll keep an eye out. But that is different. Liz isn't faking a relationship to feed your emotionless life.

Cpt. Dave Smoke 'ems · 24-May-04, 12:24 PM

I chose Diana B. she apparently doesn't like zombie movies, but we can work on that. I always wanted to date an actress from Canada. We are getting married next week at the Strar-Trek convention. Then go home and play an arousing game of Magic The Gathering.

psychofunk · 24-May-04, 01:03 PM

That sucks, even their imaginary girls are ugly. See kids this is why Prostitution should be legal. No nerd, no matter how desperate or dorky should have to endure this kind of torture. If your gonna pay, you should at least be allowed on the ride once.

haider254 · 24-May-04, 02:43 PM

i bet i could sign up2 and pretend 2 be a girl and get cash for being an imaginary girlfriend 2 some mcdonalds junkie 42 year old virgin in alabama

Devlyn81 · 24-May-04, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by haider254


	i bet i could sign up2 and pretend 2 be a girl and get cash for being an imaginary girlfriend 2 some mcdonalds junkie 42 year old virgin in alabama

That thought sends shivers down my spine. And does wonders for my gag reflex.

Spectrum · 24-May-04, 03:13 PM

That is pathetic... I chose Roxy.

23-May-04, 11:01 PM		#1 (permalink)
Devlyn81 Apex Master Tech Apprentice	Need a girl? It doesn't really matter what i say in my own defense. But I thought someone here would get a good laugh outta it. http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com/girlfriend.php

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23-May-04, 11:30 PM		#4 (permalink)
NoSlak Gridiron	Ya I subscribed to that ages ago was gunna post on it to let ya'all in on it.

23-May-04, 11:38 PM		#5 (permalink)
SexyPants 5-Hoe-1 Jeans	The internet is the worst place in the entire world

23-May-04, 11:49 PM		#7 (permalink)
Evil3lf Lokie's Elf of Evil	lmao, you should mentioned www.seizurerobots.com, that place is great.

24-May-04, 12:01 AM		#9 (permalink)
Evil3lf Lokie's Elf of Evil	That's what I am here for, to make people foam at the mouth and shake.

24-May-04, 01:06 AM		#10 (permalink)
Rob Advocatus Diaboli	Let me get this straight... You carry on a long-distance relationship with a woman you'll probably never get to meet, pay an extrodinary amount of money, and you don't even get to cuddle? Well, I guess if you're that desperate. What was that link again?

24-May-04, 09:24 AM		#13 (permalink)
nev_payne Apex Tech God	i met liz19 on PR after she posted her first thread (yep the secrets out ). I havent got any problems with meeting girls online, Ive played the "internet game" before, but failed quite baddly. Liz seems to be far more honest than anyone else ive ever met and this has meant our relationship so far has grown and developed very well. Im meeting her next week on tuesday - ill keep you posted.

24-May-04, 10:16 AM		#14 (permalink)
Slider Ghostrider	Save your money. Buy hand lotion and surf Pr0N. You could even make a tissue/lotion dispenser mod for one of your 5 1/4 bays.

24-May-04, 10:35 AM		#15 (permalink)
SexyPants 5-Hoe-1 Jeans	Hurray I was wondering when Payne would unleash the gossip. Too bad I don't remember Liz19. I'll keep an eye out. But that is different. Liz isn't faking a relationship to feed your emotionless life.

24-May-04, 12:24 PM		#16 (permalink)
Cpt. Dave Smoke 'ems Apex Master Tech Apprentice	I chose Diana B. she apparently doesn't like zombie movies, but we can work on that. I always wanted to date an actress from Canada. We are getting married next week at the Strar-Trek convention. Then go home and play an arousing game of Magic The Gathering.

24-May-04, 01:03 PM		#17 (permalink)
psychofunk Funky Psych-Hoe	That sucks, even their imaginary girls are ugly. See kids this is why Prostitution should be legal. No nerd, no matter how desperate or dorky should have to endure this kind of torture. If your gonna pay, you should at least be allowed on the ride once.

24-May-04, 02:43 PM		#18 (permalink)
haider254 Apex Master Tech Apprentice	i bet i could sign up2 and pretend 2 be a girl and get cash for being an imaginary girlfriend 2 some mcdonalds junkie 42 year old virgin in alabama

24-May-04, 03:13 PM		#20 (permalink)
Spectrum Former GameApex Editor	That is pathetic... I chose Roxy.