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Old 14-April-04, 07:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default The Computer Exorcism!

Well, Jon, this is for you!

In Nomine ZENNZZO, et PimpRig, et Processor Sanctii AMD,
sul ad filiique et ad infernos. Amen.

Demons of hardware, we renounce your hold on this machine.
From the Memory, be gone!
From the Hard Drive, be gone!
From the CPU, be gone!
From the Motherboard, be gone!
From the AGP card, be gone!
From the PCI cards, be gone!
From the Optical Drives, be gone!
From the power supply, be gone!
From the lights, be gone!
From the Cooling System, be gone!
From the Case, be gone!

Demons of software corruption, in the name of ZENNZZO, we cast you out. You have no place in this uncorrupted data. By the spirit of Overclocking, we cast you out.

Demons of temperature fluctuations, we cast you out in the name of PimpRig. Your lies will not scare us, nor will they cause us to waste AS5.

Foul demons of software and hardware, be gone. We give you no place here.

In the name of ZENNZZO, and PR, and overclocking, we cast you out. Amen.
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Old 14-April-04, 07:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Wow Kayin, you really need to get out more.
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Old 14-April-04, 07:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Sometimes it's best to fight demons with daemons.
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Old 14-April-04, 07:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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2 virus killers, mosfet sinks, 2 new heatsinks, AS5, bigger fans & BIOS flashes haven't worked, so maybe that will - thanks Kayin
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Old 14-April-04, 07:35 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Not a problem...
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Old 14-April-04, 07:36 PM   #6 (permalink)
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LOL, occasionally you can hear me yelling verses at my PC in hopes to get it to stop making noises or work correctly.
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Old 14-April-04, 08:05 PM   #7 (permalink)
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my computer is afraid of me, methinks. Last time it got me angry it got 4 92mm holes cut in it and a couple dozen drill holes.
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Old 14-April-04, 08:09 PM   #8 (permalink)
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i'll be sure to have this thread bookmarked. a chant like this is sure to work for troubleshooting

and just for kicks we can direct noobs here for their various problems
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Old 14-April-04, 08:11 PM   #9 (permalink)
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lol! i just printed that out and stuck it on my wall.
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Old 14-April-04, 08:27 PM   #10 (permalink)
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just for kicks we can direct noobs here for their various problems

HA thats funny
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Old 14-April-04, 08:40 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Kinda like selling freshman in highschool an elevator pass?
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Old 14-April-04, 08:43 PM   #12 (permalink)
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our elevators have locks on them. We'd have to sell elevator keys.
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Old 14-April-04, 09:26 PM   #13 (permalink)
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our elevators have locks on them. We'd have to sell elevator keys.

hehe, so do we. i just happen to have 4 sets of those keys.
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Old 14-April-04, 09:34 PM   #14 (permalink)
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This is great but don't you have to be a man (or woman) of the cloth for it to work? Also, should you remove all other electronic equipment from the area so the demons don't just jump from one machine to the other?
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