03-September-07, 08:55 PM
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Sophist'Hoe"cated ReDNecK Reviewer |  West Virginia Layin The Smack Down!!!
Before ya read , please dont reply how its racist or whatever.............this is just for a laugh  | Quote: |  | | | | | | | | | | Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from West Virginia came back and put them on their asses at the bottom.
Just read all of it! This is GREAT ! ! lol
CALIFORNIA:
- I can wear sandals all year long
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
- Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.
- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often
- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
- Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal
- We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.
- I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's!
- All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is
- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
- I know 65 mph really means 100
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont **** around on the road
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
- My governor can kick your governors ass
- I can go out at midnight
- You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD
- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here
- We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!
- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)
- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha]
- The best athletes come from here
****************IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS*****************
~ IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY ~
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West Virginia:
Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply...
Yo'.....California listen up........West Virginia....... is where its at!
- I too can wear sandals all year long... but who the **** wants too????
- You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy?
- You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and our girls can kick your girls' asses!!!
- We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Yall" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world  We're famous
- You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like, not to mention farm fresh eggs, real milk, and a plethora of other things which you pay way to much money for at the grocery store.....douchebag.
- Ha Ha......Who do you think grows the weed and sells it to you?
- Why roll 40 deep when something goes down, 4 guys in a pick up can take care of that...Can you say Phil Pfister..Worlds Strongest Man...yeah he's from here.......****er!!!
- I live next door to Americans, but we call them Mexicans
- Why would you brag about not getting snow days off,? That's just stupid!
- We're smart enough to know 65mph means 65, unless you know the Sheriff, or are related to him, either way you're good.
- When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my BIG ASS TRUCK then, I give them the finger and tell them to go back to California.
- The drinking age is 21, but in case you don't know, we can make our own!!!..Most of which would put you in a catatonic stupor!!
- You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then.
- Ok....you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code" and as hard as I try I have no idea what you're talking about....I think you're watching too much TV.
- Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you pretty boys, and its not Greek, its French, and it rhymes with bag it!!!
- Of course you don't stop at stop signs.....you're either too stoned to drive, or too stupid!
- You can pick up Real mexican food 24 hours a day Huh... well I can swing by home depot and pick up 24 Real mexicans anytime of day. Can you say catering?
- You can keep your golden state... We're Wild and Wonderful...the one and only!! So BITCH Please!
- Football is a religion, not a sport
- In West Virginia football means football, not soccer.
- West Virginia is the best! | |  | |  | | |
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