Here is a quick list of the things that I've learned watching the James Bond films.

1. If you're a woman, don't wear underwear.

2. If you have a sh*tload of money and an aversion to humanity, you're a bad guy.

3. Bad guys can't walk anywhere. They must spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to use vehicles that slide along a rail.

4. If you're an evil lieutenant, be sure to tell James what he needs to know before you die.

5. Speaking of dying, if you are shot, you must stop, raise your hands to your chest, stand up on your tippy-toes like you're trying to keep from crapping your pants, and fall over slowly. Screaming is optional.

6. Monologing will get you killed. Forget it and just pull the trigger.

Quote: Originally Posted by Bubby 6. Monologing will get you killed. Forget it and just pull the trigger.

Quoted for Truth.

Bond FTW.

Those are some nice ones.

Most definately have to tell bond that it's impossible for him to do "this" from this point, just before you breathe that last breath, only for him to do just "that" to spite you and your death.