Chinese Proverbs

DuckWarrior · 10-May-07, 10:09 AM

Hola Pimps
How is everyone doing?
Me, Ive been TDY 4 months out of the last 6...Makes the honey-do list quite big when one returns.
Thought I would post this, I cant help but laugh
It's been around but still funny, if youve already seen it, no need to kill it for everyone else

CHINESE PROVERBS

> Man who run in front of car get tired.

> Man who run behind car get exhausted.

> Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

> Man with one chopstick go hungry.

> Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

> Man who eat many prunes get good run for money

> Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

> Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

> War does not determine who is right ; war determine who is left.

> Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

> Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

> It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

> Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

> Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

> Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

> Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

> Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

> Crowded elevator smell different to midget

Fortran · 10-May-07, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by DuckWarrior


	Hola Pimps How is everyone doing? Me, Ive been TDY 4 months out of the last 6...Makes the honey-do list quite big when one returns. Thought I would post this, I cant help but laugh It's been around but still funny, if youve already seen it, no need to kill it for everyone else CHINESE PROVERBS > Man who run in front of car get tired. > Man who run behind car get exhausted. > Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. > Man with one chopstick go hungry. > Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. > Man who eat many prunes get good run for money > Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. > Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. > War does not determine who is right ; war determine who is left. > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. > It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. > Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. > Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. > Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. > Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. > Man who fart in church sit in own pew. > Crowded elevator smell different to midget

i took me a while to catch some of those .... but lol .... pretty funny ....

Morion · 10-May-07, 02:40 PM

Ah the old confucious say jokes. Classic stuff.

> Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion

> Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy

> Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny

> Confucius say, waitress who sit on leper's lap, keep tip

> Confucius say, man who snort coke, get bubbles up nose

> Confucius say, man piss in wind, wind piss back

> Confucius say, man who push piano down mine shaft, likely to get A flat minor

> Confucius say, man who put face in punchbowl, get punch in nose

> Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone

DuckWarrior · 10-May-07, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Morion


	> Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone

Too Funny!

JessAlba452 · 10-May-07, 03:10 PM

LoL good ones

some classics there but still funny!

HoJo · 10-May-07, 09:42 PM

Howdy Duck. Haven't heard you quack in a while.

10-May-07, 10:09 AM		#1 (permalink)
DuckWarrior Retired Admin In Charge of Death and Destruction to All those Who Oppose My World known as PimpRig	Chinese Proverbs Hola Pimps How is everyone doing? Me, Ive been TDY 4 months out of the last 6...Makes the honey-do list quite big when one returns. Thought I would post this, I cant help but laugh It's been around but still funny, if youve already seen it, no need to kill it for everyone else CHINESE PROVERBS > Man who run in front of car get tired. > Man who run behind car get exhausted. > Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. > Man with one chopstick go hungry. > Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. > Man who eat many prunes get good run for money > Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. > Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. > War does not determine who is right ; war determine who is left. > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. > It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. > Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. > Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. > Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. > Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. > Man who fart in church sit in own pew. > Crowded elevator smell different to midget

10-May-07, 02:40 PM		#3 (permalink)
Morion Apex Master Tech	Re: Chinese Proverbs Ah the old confucious say jokes. Classic stuff. > Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion > Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy > Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny > Confucius say, waitress who sit on leper's lap, keep tip > Confucius say, man who snort coke, get bubbles up nose > Confucius say, man piss in wind, wind piss back > Confucius say, man who push piano down mine shaft, likely to get A flat minor > Confucius say, man who put face in punchbowl, get punch in nose > Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone

10-May-07, 03:10 PM		#5 (permalink)
JessAlba452 X5-452	Re: Chinese Proverbs LoL good ones some classics there but still funny!

10-May-07, 09:42 PM		#6 (permalink)
HoJo Review Pimp, but still Jo's Ho	Re: Chinese Proverbs Howdy Duck. Haven't heard you quack in a while.

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