I'll give long odds that within a week or so (if the media circus continues), there will be a tearful admission that he has a 'problem' due to an 'aggravating factor' in his life (i.e., drugs, alcohol, abused as a child, etc.), found religion, and with the support of his wife, they are going to move forward in life.

Wide stance? What the hell was he trying to pass, anyway? Maybe he should eat more fiber.

Picking up a piece of paper off the floor? I don't know about you but picking anything up off a public restroom floor is nasty.