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Iateronmly · 19-August-07, 05:13 AM

I ain't talkin' political correctness either. It seems every day I get asked a computer related question, I guess I just have such l33t qualities all who see me knows... that or half my t-shirts are Intel or nVidia. I've come to a few conclusions, first and most importantly - there are to many n00bs in the world. The only good n00blet is a fragged n00blet.

Remember - you need to make sure there is at lest one l33t word in your posts. It marks you as a man that knows what's up. N00blets will know teh internet pimp slap is bound to hit them if they play a fool and go up against you. If n00blet makes you eat crow, it's obviously because they edited wikipedia to make it look like they're right. Declare hax!

If anyone asks you for hardware advise, tell them to get hardware that totals in excess of 5,000 dollars. They'll either A) think you know what's up.. because frankly you do B) run away in fear of sticker shock C) ask you to suggest something cheaper. A and B result in them shutting up which rocks, means talking less n00b. If C happens, smack them upside the head and tell em they're not worthy of your advise then.

If you're going to mod - remember to F' it up right. Make that case your bitch. It'll either turn out or it'll be a molten pile of crap when you're done with it. Or in my case, molten pile of crap AND half my tools go out with it.... but anyways. Both results are something to brag about. "What's that ugly piece of metal keeping the door open?" "Ohh that was a case mod I was attempting. Damn cheap steel/aluminum couldn't take my l33t skills"

When discussing operating systems - remember it's all crap. OSX? For sissy boys. Linux? For people that never get laid. Microsoft products? For poor bastards that'd probably pay people to mug them. If anyone asks you what operating system you use - tell em you use OpenBSD. It's so secure the aliens cannot hax0r your computer anymore and see your p0rn.... erm hackers cannot see your finances... that's it.

When discussing the internet, someone will mention p0rn. Correct them and tell them it's for pr0n and w00t and w00t wine. Silly n00bs and their retail wine.

I hope this helps. Keep it frosty out there.

Iateronmly.

19-August-07, 05:13 AM		#1 (permalink)
Iateronmly Smooth Operator	Iateronmly's Guide to Misc. Things PC I ain't talkin' political correctness either. It seems every day I get asked a computer related question, I guess I just have such l33t qualities all who see me knows... that or half my t-shirts are Intel or nVidia. I've come to a few conclusions, first and most importantly - there are to many n00bs in the world. The only good n00blet is a fragged n00blet. Remember - you need to make sure there is at lest one l33t word in your posts. It marks you as a man that knows what's up. N00blets will know teh internet pimp slap is bound to hit them if they play a fool and go up against you. If n00blet makes you eat crow, it's obviously because they edited wikipedia to make it look like they're right. Declare hax! If anyone asks you for hardware advise, tell them to get hardware that totals in excess of 5,000 dollars. They'll either A) think you know what's up.. because frankly you do B) run away in fear of sticker shock C) ask you to suggest something cheaper. A and B result in them shutting up which rocks, means talking less n00b. If C happens, smack them upside the head and tell em they're not worthy of your advise then. If you're going to mod - remember to F' it up right. Make that case your bitch. It'll either turn out or it'll be a molten pile of crap when you're done with it. Or in my case, molten pile of crap AND half my tools go out with it.... but anyways. Both results are something to brag about. "What's that ugly piece of metal keeping the door open?" "Ohh that was a case mod I was attempting. Damn cheap steel/aluminum couldn't take my l33t skills" When discussing operating systems - remember it's all crap. OSX? For sissy boys. Linux? For people that never get laid. Microsoft products? For poor bastards that'd probably pay people to mug them. If anyone asks you what operating system you use - tell em you use OpenBSD. It's so secure the aliens cannot hax0r your computer anymore and see your p0rn.... erm hackers cannot see your finances... that's it. When discussing the internet, someone will mention p0rn. Correct them and tell them it's for pr0n and w00t and w00t wine. Silly n00bs and their retail wine. I hope this helps. Keep it frosty out there. Iateronmly.