Quote: He was probably nursing a bottle of Amaretto like some member who will remain unnamed...

I remember waking up after one of those nights. Found myself tied to a motel bed with a midget clown in the corner and a 6'2" woman in a zorro mask with a riding crop over top of me. Now what really scared me was the fact I crashed in a motel that had shag green carpet..... I'll never go back to Atlanta again.

(the above story was a piece of fiction)