Yo...

It's all 'bout the Pentium ya'll. We all be knowin' this.

So, how do you go from a pale white boi to a kick-ass, rebel in the office without losin' yo job?

Here's a quick list.

1. NEVER HANG A STUPID *#%&ING CAT POSTER IN YOUR OFFICE

2. NEVER mention TGIF... it ain't gangsta!

3. Don't be trippin' if the man ask you to work late. Call him a bitch-ass busta if he thinks you be afraid of a little extra work! This doesn't apply to salaried workers... then JUST call him a bitch-ass busta!

4. Put a tequila worm in the office water cooler.

5. Don't put a bunch of toys on your desk. Unless it's a PS3 and you've already put in your two weeks notice.

6. Refer to your cluster of cubicles as "da hood".

7. When summoned to meetings, swagger in like you own the place. Don't just scurry in and find a seat to hide in.

8. Only sycophants refer to their boss as "playa", "dawg" or "da man".

9. Refer to your clients as "dem suckas" only in internal memos and meetings.

10. Use company resources to look for another job...