'And He came down from the Heavens and said, "I striketh upon thee with great force and expensive hard drive replacements. Sinners worship the NF7-S 2.0, and men of faith worship the DFI Lan Party Ultra NFII."
And so it was done, He swooped down from the Heavens and returned to claim what was his.
Bretheren, we are gathered here today to recognize a problem of SIN in our place of worship. Heathens who kneel at the altar of Maxtor!!
Sure, they steal your children away with the promise of lower prices and a 1-year warranty but they LIE. True power comes from the Western Digital 160gb EIDE, and true power is the highest of all power. Only sinners use Maxtors, can I get an amen?!!?!?! Power, from Western Digital!!
But you, lay down your sins, and take up my WDC 1600, for my capacity is great and my rotational speed is high. I am your hard drive, and you will pwn at CS Source. |