I have a problem...I am a weak man and I have always wanted most what I cannot have. I can't keep it from getting out any longer. The Mac has always been my other woman! I look at her with the pretty colors, gorgeous and intuitive user interface, it's streamlined single click and a processor designed to burn baby! and I wonder what would it be like to take her home. Is it truly all it's cracked up to be? Should I tell my PC? Maybe I can hook them up together in a little network threesome!

Trips to Future Shop are like trips to the strip club. I sit there front row and watch her and her friends perform and start to wonder what that lapdance sorry I mean laptop can really do for me. It takes everything I have to get up and head to the one isle of software dedicated to the Mac...thats when I realize she is way to high maintenance for me. She would sit on my desk and just be there when I get the urge but even though she may be better suited for performing other tasks she can't run Half-Life2, or Doom 3.

sigh...so gorgeous but so useless to me but rumor has it the new xbox might get the G5...hmmmm