1: Murdoch: I do believe this is California Red
BA: What chu talkin bout fool? This is good ol' Columbian
Face: Ah shucks, you mean this isn't a Forscythia?
2: Murdoch: I wouldn't have believed it, but I guess it is possible for a bunny and a
turtle to consumate their love.
BA: Dammmn, that is just wrong
Face: If that kind of loving is wrong, I don't want to be right.
3: Murdoch: Y'all remember when Eddie Murphy was funny?
Face: He used to be a comedian, didn't he?
BA: Hey boy. Hey boy! You looking mighty cute in those jeans...
4: Face: *whispering* BA, did you hear something?
BA: Dear GOD what is that smell?!?
Murdoch: *thinking to himself* Who knew pickled herring would make a smell like
that?
5: Murdoch: "The Black Gate of Mordor... Master says show him the way into Mordor, so
good Sméagol does, master says so."
BA: That's it, I'm sick of playing Lord of the Rings. I'm out.
Face: C'mon, let's go play Harry Potter.
6: Murdoch: What would the Duke boys do in a situation like this?
BA: You bring up Enos one more time and I swear...
Face: I have better hair than Bo, and I'm twice as pretty... why don't the chicks go for
me?
7: Face: Hey BA, d'ya ever see the movie Scanners?
BA: *Concentrating REAL hard*
Murdoch: Hmmm, I feel a migrane comming on.
8: Murdoch: How many captions do you think Gumby can come up with this time?
BA: Don't make me smack you fool, just watch the man work.
Face: And his rhymes are sublime... We are in the presence of a master at work.
(sorry, couldn't resist that last one
)
9: Murdoch: I wonder what I would look like as a Japanese cartoon character?
BA: Fool, you would have to be all shiney, and your boots would have to be a whole
lot cooler, like robot boots. And blue hair, you gotta have blue hair.
Face: Then they would put you in space and have you fly around in cool poses...
10: Murdoch: Ya suppose I could mod my box to keep my hampster Lemmiwinks in it?
BA: You're gonna fry him, the case is too small and hot.
Face: I remember back in Thailand on R&R we had fun with hampsters being put
in small hot boxes, but that's a different story.