This is round fourteen of sixteen in the PimpRig World Championship Caption Competition. Points are awarded down to eighth place, and those points are carried forward into future rounds, the eventual champion will be crowned some time around July...
The eventual winner will get a token prize, & I'm also hoping for a sig for the winner & second & third place finishers - you can check out the progress on that
here
The results from the last round:
10 points for first place: jedco2 " Even as she leaned in for that first kiss, fluffy wondered if it would even be scientifically possible to consummate their new love. What would people say? What would people think? And just where does a tortoise keep his wang?" 8 points for second place: putwig " The young rabbit was shocked, and just a little intrigued, at the reptiles interest in her "fine piece of tail"." 6 points for third place: AntiM " Solid-Necro and j-dogg square off for another round of PR benchmark competition."
5 points for fourth place: kornmart
" Bunny: Hey! You're not pooping in that water, are you?
Turtle: Yeah, why?
Bunny: DAMNIT! I was just drinking out of there!";
4 points for fifth place: Im_gumby
" Turtle: ...and the weirdest thing of all... they used the sock for something other than wearing on their feet!?
3 points for sixth place: Miststlkr
" Rabbit: It's HOW big?!" ;
2 points for seventh place: _Sexy_Pants_
" Far be it from me to mock you, Mr. Rabbit. I've hooked up with much worse ";
1 point for eighth place: hawklen
" Turtle: Ya dood, I was like, "Yo, biatch, once you go turtle, ya never go back"
Rabbit: Fo' rizzle?
Turtle: Ya man, fo' rizzle my nizzle.";
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The championship position so far:
1: Im_gumby: 67 points, 1 win;
2: AntiM: 55 points, 2 wins;
3: Ducati748r: 39 points, 2 wins;
4: Pimp_joose: 32 points, 1 win;
5: Godfoot: 27 points, 1 win;
6: Foehammer: 27 points;
7: KayinStorm: 22 points, 1 win;
8: Putwig: 21 points;
9: Anathema: 18 points, 1 win;
10: Hurt Me Plenty: 17 points;
11: Lokie: 16 points;
12: FeRaL: 13 points;
=13: Miststlkr, ZENNZZO: 11 points;
=15: droeblek9, Fu3lman, jedco2, Slickcam: 10 points & 1 win each;
19: Hawklen: 10 points;
=20: Darksamurai, j-dogg: 9 points each;
=22: FunkyFresh, Jonny English: 8 points each;
=24: lAnonymousl, Leandra: 6 points each;
=26: Arkangyl, Chrome_Rust, Fantazmic2, kornmart: 5 points each;
30: Tombozo: 4 points;
31: Cheshiredemon: 3 points;
=32: benjaminrhs666, _Sexy_Pants_, TiZakit: 2 points each;
=35: Krostillian, Slider: 1 point each
With a further 30 points available, only AntiM or Ducati748r can possibly knock Im_gumby off the # 1 spot.
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Onto this weeks' pic. As usual, post a short, witty caption for the pic below (no vulgarity {why do I bother saying that each time?} or profanity). You can enter as many times as you like, but only your "best" entry will count.
Rule Change: Please put all your entries in one post - I'm having to do way too much copying & pasting. 
The pic:
This round will close on the 10th of June, and the results & next round will appear on the 24th of June.
Edit - CLOSED
BigAkita will be judging this round 