Telling the classic Schwinn bike shop that I fux0r3d my 1978 Schwinn Traveler they sold me and bent the hell out of the front of it.
Lying in the hospital bed having to explain to my last girlfriend how I nailed that storm drain and messed up my face when I don't even remember the initial impact. Not to mention I was flirting with the pretty nurse prior to my g/f's arrival. |