About a year ago i managed to sneak in a club that one of my buddies worked at.(underage at the time), and managed to experience the worst kiss of my life. Beow are listed the most likely reasons why:
A: She was 42 (not that old, but ole girl had been left out to dry too many times)
B: I was 20 at the time and only 2 years older than her oldest son.
C: She weighed in at a petite 200 lbs., and only being 5'2", she was smokin
D: She tasted like cigarettes, Lt. Dan
All these factors were the reason that i do not sit down at the bar anymore, especially in little white trash bars. I was sittin there explaining to this heavy why i had hickies on my neck, and who put them their. She replied how did she put them there when your so big, hehe im 6'6" dont get the wrong idea, I calmly replied," I guess she just laid it on me." That was my biggest mistake the whole night. She spun me around in my barstool and said, "What like this?", and preceeded to stick her ash covered tongue down my throat. Ahhhh that was disgusting.
In case your wondering though, i did manage to resist temptation and push her away, but some of my buddies that were there still claim that i kissed her back for a few seconds.
