A drunk gets on a bus and asks the conductor how long the trip is
between Limerick to Cork. "About 2 hours," says the conductor. "Okay,"
says the drunk "then how long is the trip between Cork to Limerick?" The
irate conductor says to the drunk "It's still about 2 hours, man. Why'd
ya think there'd be a difference?" "Well," says the drunk, "It's only a
week between Christmas and New Year's, but it's a helluva long time
between New Year's to Christmas!"
lol..am I the only one that thinks the reason this joke is funny is because a drunk was thinking? hehe |