Here we are at the
PR home for emotionally disturbed children of movie animals. Let's listen in:
Bugs Jr.: Yeah my dad's a whack job. I've got 5692 brothers and sisters, yet dad is still dressing in women's clothing all the time. It's kinda sad really.
Gamera Jr: At least your dad's not a boozer. I hardly ever see my dad. Every couple of years, he wakes up, gets so stinking drunk on Mezcal fire shoots out his @$$. Then he levels Tokyo, eats a twinkie factory and goes back to sleep for a couple of more years. It's no wonder mom is shacking up with Godzilla.