Another good Dumb Blonde Joke!
Here's a fav of mine (slightly altered):
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To pick up his dead brother
Here is a sick Little Miss Muffet:
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her Butt
Eating her Curds and Whey
Along came a Spider
Who sat down beside her
and little Miss Muffet sprayed it with RAID!
Just figured I'd add to your fun