Oh that is just too weird! Virtual marriage and divorse? Did they have virtual lawyers for the divorce?

911: What is your emergency?
Loser: OMG! I think my virtual ex-wife killed my online character!
911: Ahh Sir, are you saying your virtual ex-wife deleted a file on your computer?
Loser: OMG! No, she killed my imaginary self! I have been violated!
911: Hold on while I get a supervisor.
Loser: Ok, but hurry! I don't know if I can ever log back in!
911 to dispatch: Send in the tranc darts and the butterfly nets!

I mean really. Breakups can be rough, but this dude went to the cops!! What a puss.