About shaving...I have a mix of German and American Indian blood in me, so that leaves me in a pickle.

The hair shafts are really thick, but it grows in pretty thin. I can't grow a damned mustache for the life of me and if I go more than three days without shaving, I look like Joe Dirt. Plus, every time I shave, it's like using an rake rather than a razor.

My solution?

I just got laser hair removal surgery. I'll never have to buy another razor again, which will save more than the $500 I just spent on it, plus my time in the morning that I spent shaving and yelling.